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Strain Review: Stanky Ass by Altvum

Posted on December 22, 2024 by James Bridges

Stanky Ass by Altvm is not just a strain; it's an experience. Just as the name insinuates, this bud announces its presence with a stinky, robust aroma straight out of the bag. If you're a fan of pungent, complex flavors similar to GMO, this strain will take your senses on a wild ride.

Appearance

Visually, Stanky Ass is a feast for the eyes. The buds exhibit a stunning gradient from light green to deep purple, highlighted with fiery, bright orange hairs that sparsely cover the surface. A thick layer of milky, shiny trichomes blankets the buds, giving them a frosty, irresistible appearance that hints at their potency.

Aroma and Flavor

The dry hit of Stanky Ass reveals its true nature. The aroma is a garlicky, earthy, and woody blend that tingles on your tongue, preparing your palate for a unique tasting experience. When smoked, the flavor profile is a garlicky, funky peppery treat that leaves a lasting impression. Each puff releases a symphony of earthy, woody notes with a peppery finish that lingers, making it a true connoisseur’s delight.

Effects

The effects of Stanky Ass are both invigorating and mood-lifting. Almost immediately after the first hit, a wave of euphoria washes over you, leaving you in a great mood, happy, and blissfully content. It's a stoney smoke that has a tendency to make you space out, perfect for losing yourself in a movie or forgetting the stress of the day.

Consumption Experience

Despite its potent effects, Stanky Ass keeps you energized and uplifted, making it an ideal choice for both recreational and medicinal users. The joint is resinous, leaving a sticky residue that requires frequent wiping. Be prepared for a dry mouth, so keep a bottle of water handy to stay hydrated while enjoying this lovely strain. Overall, Stanky Ass by Altvm is a must-try for anyone looking for a powerful, flavorful, and visually stunning cannabis experience.

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