Oops. Who Cut The Cheese?

STOUGHTON, Wis. — “Pizza so good it’ll blow your mind” took on a whole new meaning this week in Stoughton, Wisconsin, where a slice of life came with a little more than cheese and pepperoni. Health officials are calling it an accident, but locals who dined at Famous Yeti’s Pizza from Monday through Thursday might beg to differ as dozens of people were left unexpectedly flying higher than a Wisconsin winter.

Turns out, THC somehow slipped into the pizza oil supply, and suddenly folks were having more than your typical post-pizza coma. Famous Yeti’s unsuspecting customers found themselves in a dizzying state of euphoria and nausea, prompting at least five emergency calls before health officials could put two and two together.

Apparently, one of the cooks at Famous Yeti’s ran out of oil, strolled into a shared kitchen, and reached for what they thought was a regular ol’ jug of oil. But this was no olive — it was the infamous Delta-9, a THC extract that’ll leave you thinking a bit harder about your life choices, or in this case, your topping choices.

So, what was supposed to be just a cheesy slice turned into a wild ride through the mind’s outer crust. No word yet on the final tally of unintentional high-fliers, but health officials say they’re keeping tabs as more people continue to report “unexpected symptoms.” We can only imagine the Yelp reviews.

As for Famous Yeti’s, they’ve got some explaining to do — and probably some folks wondering if delivery’s an option. One thing’s for sure, this pizza didn’t just hit the spot; it took folks way beyond it.